80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

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id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books



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i’m only as strong as my internet signal

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how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

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"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."

—(via difficult)
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We need to work on that poker face.

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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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i turned it into an about me????

1. What is you middle name?
- Marie
2. How old are you?
- 18
3. What is your birthday?
- July 30th
4. What is your zodiac sign?
- Leo
5. What is your favorite color?
- Purple, but a light purple like lavender??
6. What's your lucky number?
- Does anyone even have one...
7. Do you have any pets?
- Yes 3 cats... I am your neighborhood cat lady
8. Where are you from?
- I was born in Dallas, TX
9. How tall are you?
- 5'7
10. What shoe size are you?
- Oh god it varies... I'm an 8 1/2-9 usually
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
- I don't feel like counting them but under 20
12. What was your last dream about?
- My friend was being hunted by murderers, and I befriended a rectangle shaped dog
13. What talents do you have?
- I can sleep for hours at a time
14. Are you psychic in any way?
- Yes... secrets out
15. Favorite song?
- God honestly right now it's Fireball by Pitbull that song makes me wanna do the salsa
16. Favorite movie?
- Liar Liar... Honestly the funniest Jim Carrey movie ever 10/10 would recommend to a friend
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
- Yes
19. Do you want a church wedding?
- No
20. Are you religious?
- Honestly I want to be, but I don't put any effort towards it. I have my beliefs though, which I won't disclose to you.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
- Yes
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
- No
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
- No : ((((
24. Baths or showers?
- Showers... Baths are like sitting in dirty water and it's gross
25. What color socks are you wearing?
- I'm not wearing socks
26. Have you ever been famous?
- Everyday of my life
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
- I probably wouldn't mind it
28. What type of music do you like?
- Literally everything.. from country to rap
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
- Yes
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
- 5
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
- I curl up in a ball, so fetal?
32. How big is your house?
- It's pretty small like my room is tiny
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
- I don't typically eat breakfast, but I usually eat oatmeal when I do
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
- No
35. Have you ever tried archery?
- Yes
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
- idk I say fuck a lot
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
- idk i've pulled a shit ton of all nighters
39. Do you have any scars?
- no
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
- probs not
41. Are you a good liar?
- i like to think so
42. Are you a good judge of character?
- not really
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
- idk i like to think i have a believable british accent
44. Do you have a strong accent?
- no
45. What is your favorite accent?
- AUSTRAILIAN.. mm sexy
46. What is your personality type?
- they gotta make me laugh
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
- my uggs.... haha i don't like spending more than $30 on something
48. Can you curl your tongue?
- yes
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
- innie
50. Left or right handed?
- right handed
51. Are you scared of spiders?
- not really
52. Favorite food?
- mac and cheese
53. Favorite foreign food?
- sushi
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
- honestly both
55. Most used phrased?
- oh fuck
56. Most used word?
- fuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
- 10 minutes if i put no effort into my appearance
58. Do you have much of an ego?
- ehhhhhh i have no idea
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
- both
60. Do you talk to yourself?
- lol more often than i'd like to admit
61. Do you sing to yourself?
- yes
62. Are you a good singer?
- i'm ight
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
- not really
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
- idk i don't feel like thinking
66. Do you like long or short hair?
- long
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
- maybe
68. Favorite school subject?
- lunch
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
- introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
- no
71. What makes you nervous?
- large crowds, public speaking
72. Are you scared of the dark?
- no
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
- yes
74. Are you ticklish?
- yes
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
- no
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
- yeeeessss? idk
77. Have you ever drank underage?
- yes
78. Have you ever done drugs?
- yes
79. Who was your first real crush?
- a boy who stole my brother and sister's shoes and threw them into the forrest lol
80. How many piercings do you have?
- 2
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
- yes
82. How fast can you type?
- idk
83. How fast can you run?
- not very
84. What color is your hair?
- poop colored
85. What color is your eyes?
- poop colored
86. What are you allergic to?
- sulfa
87. Do you keep a journal?
- no
88. What do your parents do?
- live
89. Do you like your age?
- well i can legally buy lottery tickets so theres that
90. What makes you angry?
- idiotic old people
91. Do you like your own name?
- not at all
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
- I've only thought of girl names: Olivia, Emma, Grace, Leah
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
- GIRLS they're fun to shop for and then like 1 boy
94. What are you strengths?
- idk
95. What are your weaknesses?
- bugs
96. How did you get your name?
- idk my parents just went tiffany? yeah... tiffany....
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
- lol probs not
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
- gold? tan? something like that
100. Color of your room?
- white... but not for long cause I'm moving and I can paint my walls!!! : D
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